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| With the Mrs. in Harajuku |
1. Friend: Chuck, I think your wife here is a very rare kind of girl.
M: Thank you so much for saying so.
M: (Whispering to me): Chuck, why did he just call me half-cooked?
2. Chuck: Mars, do you remember what the seat I proposed to you at looked like? There's so many along this river, I can't remember which one it was.
M: It had a strange shape. It was either an rectagon, an octangle, or a decepticon.
3. M: Did you forget already? I put a towel in the bathroom for you.
C: Oh yeah, sorry. Sure did.
M: You're a cock.
C: What?
M: It's a Japanese expression. A chicken can't take three steps before it forgets where it's going.
C: Ah, okay, gotcha.
4. (After watching Iron Man 3)
M: What's the name of the Marvel guy again?
C: Stan Lee.
M: Is he related to Spike Lee?
C: Not that I know of babe.
5. Watching Nicki Minaj's "Stupid Hoe"
M: My grandmother gonna have heartattack watching this.
6: M: Chuck!! I just saw the craziest shit on TV! There was this truck with huge wheels that was shooting fire and running over other cars for no reason! What the hell kind of entertainment is this?!
7. (While watching the video for Bruno Mars' "Locked out of Heaven").
M: I don't believe Bruno Mars made a song about a sex tape.
C: Huh?
M: In the song he keeps saying: You sex tape me to paradise.
C: No dude, he's saying Your sex takes me to paradise.
M: Ah, okay.
8. (On our way to the airport in Michigan)
C: Wow, it's times like these that I am really glad I can read. Having to navigate through all this crap would be a bitch if I couldn't.
M: Yeah, Im really glad you're irr-literatured myself.
9. C: Are you serious?
M: Totally. Cross my heart, hope to die, and poke me in the eye with a needle.
10: M: Ah, there's a monkey fly in my stomach.
C: You mean there's butterflies in your stomach.
M: Yeah.
C: Why? You nervous?
M: No, I can't think of a word.
C: You mean it's on the tip of your tongue?
M: Yeah, that.
C: ...Where in the hell did you get "monkey flies" from?
3 comments:
i like Iron Man~ =)
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Yeah dude, Iron Man was awesome!!
Never stop enjoying it. When I was in college, I took the greatest intercultural communication course imaginable. The teacher lived in the midwest for 12 years and actually was culturally fluent. Two points from the class to share quickly. One, humor, religion, language, everything is culture. When you look at the simplest example: a movie reference to a cartoon you grew up on, that was never seen by your spouse. There is no existing knowledge for them to understand the reference. It will go by, un appreciated. This brings me to the second point, your life can be shared and enjoyed disclosing new worlds to and for each other. Or, not. And as some felt in the class, there were too many differences and real communication was too difficult. They were left wondering how the relationship could work. With that thinking, I suppose it could not. Share and enjoy my friend.
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